Mystic Politics

[Image] Noah’s Ark- because an angry deity drowning nearly every man, woman, child and animal on the planet makes a great children’s story…

[Image] It’s chloroform in print -Mark Twain (on the Book of Mormon)

[Image] If Jesus had died in the electric chair….

[Image] Neanderthal Jesus: Died for Our ‘Ugh’

#Kony2012: Invisible Children Co-Founder Arrested For Masturbating In Public, Vandalizing Cars

LOL: A co-founder for #invisiblechildren, Jason Russell, 33, was detained in Pacific Beach Thursday, allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according to San Diego Police Department.

Anonymous is shutting down the internet?

‘“To protest SOPA, Wallstreet, our irresponsible leaders and the beloved bankers who are starving the world for their own selfish needs out of sheer sadistic fun, On March 31, anonymous will shut the Internet down,” says the group.’

How Much Fecal Matter and Lube Would It Take to Paint a ‘Santorum’ Sign with Santorum? http://mys.tc/1t5 politics lol

[Video] Bad Lip Reading: Rick Santorum http://mys.tc/1qr

Watch on YouTube: [Video] Bad Lip Reading: Rick Santorum

[Book] The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

‘CAN I GET A “RAMEN” FROM THE CONGREGATION?! Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match–and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.’

[Image] Christ’s Sake…